173.6. Quickie

[lightninggavemeabs]

Note to self: metahuman ability is okay to be used for doing dishes and making dinner, but not for quickies or I may find myself on the rude end of another bitchslap.

BARRY ALLEN
- the flash (tv series)-

Comments

[lightninggavemeabs]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[someoneobviously]

It is for you if I keep them good and zipped up.

[lightninggavemeabs]

I love a good challenge :D

[someoneobviously]

You're impossible.

[lightninggavemeabs]

Hey, I closed a wormhole. I think that at least gives me some brownie points, right? I know for a fact you love my mouth talents.

[someoneobviously]

Some brownie points, sure. Not enough to save your ass if you break up with me again. Do I love them? Mmmm, I can't remember. Maybe you should remind me?

[lightninggavemeabs]

I don't plan on doing that for a very long time. Like, forever. But you know I did it to protect you, right?

[someoneobviously]

You better not. I know you did it to protect me. It still killed me.

[lightninggavemeabs]

Sure, but now you know the mess and destruction Eobard was causing at every turn, does it make more sense?

[someoneobviously]

Make sense? Sure. Will I still bitchslap you if you break up with me again? You betcha.

Come to bed. I don't want to talk about breaking up anymore. It's the past. And hopefully stays the past.