191.7. Walk

[inkandleather]

I really need to work on this getting walked in on during sex thing...

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[tattoosonthistown]

Not into voyeurism, huh?

[inkandleather]

I'm brain injured and epileptic. More people have seen my bits than I can count.

[tattoosonthistown]

Takes the fun out of people seeing your bits when it's like that. I hope at least you had hot sex before you got walked in on.

[inkandleather]

I am forever grateful genetics gifted me with more than an inch of peen. Because that would be awkward the times they find me unconscious on a cold bathroom floor. Have you seen what I'm married to? I always have hot sex.

[tattoosonthistown]

If you had an inch of peen, you'd NEED a "Don't Laugh" tattoo. Yeah, I have. How's the married life treating you these days? Coming up on an anniversary and all?

[inkandleather]

I'd probably go celibate if I was that unfortunate, and spend the rest of my life telling people it's ten times bigger than it really is to save face. It's amazing. I love married! I even love seeing his name on my medical papers when I get dumped into hospital.

[tattoosonthistown]

That's really the only thing you could do. You know how things are. You sleep with one guy, and everybody knows about your piece. Dude, you're so in love.

[inkandleather]

Never had that happen. The only guys I slept with beyond Jesse probably forgot I even had a dick. I know, it's gross and cheesy and sickening, but I love every minute of it.

[tattoosonthistown]

Dude, sounds like you slept with some douchebags before Jesse came along. It's not gross or cheesy or sickening at all. I'm kind of jealous, to be honest. Being in love like that and having that love returned? Sounds pretty epic.

[inkandleather]

I slept with some ignorant guys, yeah. Like, two and a half. It is epic. It's probably the most amazing thing I've done in my life.

[tattoosonthistown]

Nobody needs that in their lives... Ignorance. There's enough of it going around. I've just started dating someone... I think it would be nice to find something like that. I don't want to put any expectations on things, yet, though. It's early days.

[inkandleather]

I know the whole gay thing can be hard, and it's somewhat classified as a minority because of the whole fight for equality. But there's one thing worse than that sort of judgement, and it's being judged for being disabled. Why not? You need expectations, or how will you know what you want and what you're fighting for?

[tattoosonthistown]

Agreed. That's a lot of why it was so important to me to continue to stay in really good shape once I was injured... so nobody could say I was weak because of being short one leg. But I realize a lot of people don't have that opportunity either. I guess that's true. I just want to see where it goes. I haven't dated in a really long time.

[inkandleather]

I can't go to the gym. All the bass in that music from the classes and the bright lights reflecting in all the mirrors makes me have seizures. A lot of movement in mirror reflections are similar to flashing lights. Life can be pretty balls, but you've only got what you got to make something with it. The whole 'when life gives you lemons' thing. You don't forget how to date, though, right?

[tattoosonthistown]

Yeah, we don't need that. I think that's the way you have to be with life. Take it by the balls and make of it what you can. No, you don't. And I'm really enjoying dating again. This guy's really sweet.

[inkandleather]

Yeah, tell me about it. Is sweet enough? 'Sweet' doesn't really pack a long-term punch.

[tattoosonthistown]

He's more than sweet. He's got this nature that just makes me want to be around him more. He understands things about me that I didn't know I'd ever be able to explain. There's a level of comfort there that I hadn't expected at all.

[slowsouthernstyle]

We certainly misjudged our timing on this one.

[inkandleather]

We should have bought a place without an open fireplace.

[slowsouthernstyle]

All those hours of amazing married sex would have missed out on. I don't think I could have sacrificed that, darlin'.

[inkandleather]

I am pretty sure for those of us who love Valentine's Day, it was meant to be a whole week-long celebration anyway. It's not our fault Christian came home sick from work.

[slowsouthernstyle]

So, does this mean if it's our first wedding anniversary too that we get a month-long celebration? He definitely found some colourful cussing, that's for sure.

[inkandleather]

Yes, let's make that the new rule. I can't wait to give you your present, baby. And everyone thinks he's the nice doctor.

[slowsouthernstyle]

You know, the first anniversary is only supposed to be paper. He is, until he's walking in on an awkward moment.

[inkandleather]

Pffsht. I'll wrap my dick in paper. That'll cover it. I think I'm destroying Evan's rep as the sex god brother.